Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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