i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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