my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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