Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Randomize
