my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
