it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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