yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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