That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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im holly from the hills drunk
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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