Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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