Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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