she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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