It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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