i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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