I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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