It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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