There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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