can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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