Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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