I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
mondays should just be called national damage control day
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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