i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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