I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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