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  You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!

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  who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?

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• (707): View more from California

  You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.

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