That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
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He is an equal opportunity slut.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.