I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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