We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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