I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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