We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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