): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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