And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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