Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the day after is always just damage control
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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