she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
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