omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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