dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
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just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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