That's intense
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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