dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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