I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
be right there i have to get my cape
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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