Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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