Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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