There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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