Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
we made out on top of his cat.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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