Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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