I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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