my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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