what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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