brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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