I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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