i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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