There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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