i can't believe i had my finger in that
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
