Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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