Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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