i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Mom said you looked used
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
i've created a new STD.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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