i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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