Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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