i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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