Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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