I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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